[2026-10-02 19:31:59.370] Starting up round ID 264183.
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[2026-10-02 19:55:37.670] UPLINK: twopacnapp/(Enceladus RF) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from Enceladus RF (Chief Medical Officer)'s uplink
[2026-10-02 20:47:29.992] UPLINK: evafan/(Hobbs) purchased Clown Car for 20 telecrystals from Hobbs (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-10-02 20:47:35.082] UPLINK: d4c420/(Sandigo Bendford) purchased Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash for 3 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-10-02 20:47:36.939] UPLINK: d4c420/(Sandigo Bendford) purchased Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash for 3 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-10-02 20:47:55.979] UPLINK: radioprague/(Joey Jawline) purchased Double-Bladed Energy Sword (23% off!) for 10 telecrystals from Joey Jawline (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-10-02 20:48:12.988] UPLINK: radioprague/(Joey Jawline) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from Joey Jawline (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-10-02 20:48:20.717] UPLINK: radioprague/(Joey Jawline) purchased Pizza Bomb for 2 telecrystals from Joey Jawline (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-10-02 20:48:22.788] UPLINK: d4c420/(Sandigo Bendford) purchased Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash for 3 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-10-02 20:48:23.138] UPLINK: d4c420/(Sandigo Bendford) purchased Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash for 3 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-10-02 20:48:35.306] UPLINK: radioprague/(Joey Jawline) purchased Airlock Authentication Override Card for 3 telecrystals from Joey Jawline (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-10-02 20:48:41.388] UPLINK: radioprague/(Joey Jawline) purchased Radioactive Microlaser for 3 telecrystals from Joey Jawline (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-10-02 20:49:02.548] UPLINK: radioprague/(Joey Jawline) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from Joey Jawline (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-10-02 21:08:23.336] UPLINK: drstankus/(Dink Dinkelberg) purchased Blast Cannon for 14 telecrystals from Dink Dinkelberg (Scientist)'s uplink